Dec 21, 2009

Running Diary 20091214

20091214

07:56 – Early in the morning,

Rising to the street.

Light me up that cigarette

And I strap shoes on my feet.

 

Got to find a reason,

A reason things went wrong.

Got to find a reason why my money's all gone.

 

I've got a Dalmatian,

I can still get high.

I can play the guitar like a mother fucking riot.

 

08:12 – Despite the cheerfulness of my initial post, I'm not that awesomely happy to be up.  Had to wake up about an hour earlier to drop off my car at the dealership for its 20K tune-up.

 

11:17 – So they did it again.  Cruz Azul botched another fucking final.  It's their M.O.  They say let's have an awesome tourney and kick everyone's ass… but once we get to the final let's just bend over and get our shit pushed in.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

 

12:26 – "I Got a Feeling" by the Black Eyed Peas has quickly, in the span of a few months, replaced "Butterfly" by Crazy Town as the Macarena of this decade.  IN A FEW MONTHS!!!  What took Crazy Town a few years the BEP's managed in a few months.

Why my rant?  I heard it 7 times.  Let me repeat that, I heard it SEVEN TIMES on Saturday.  Five of those times were at a wedding.  The remaining two at a bar/lounge.  What the fuck???

 

20091215

08:36 – Back at work.

 

08:58 – People are naming their kids Miley, Rihanna and Kingston.  WTFuck???  Really?  Do they think it'll give them a leg up on fame later on in life? 

 

09:03 – The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want; he makes me lie down and ties my hands to the headboard as I come to.  He leads me besides tequila waters; he restores my hangover.  He leads me in paths… wait a second.  Did you just floorie[1] me again?

FUCK!

 

09:33 – I have a killer headache.  I wish it was hangover based, but it's not.

 

10:53 – Just had a pointless meeting.  The same one I was having a few months ago that I really hate.  The dude came back from wherever the fuck he was at and now we've re-upped that section of time wasting.

Someone please shoot me now.

 

12:02 – 2,062 words.  That's what I've got re-written so far in my story.  Never thought I'd manage to get so much written down again.  Not after so many years of not writing a single thing for it.  And, honestly, I'm liking the way the new narrative is developing.  It seems more serious than I'm used to, but it still feels natural.  It still feels like I'm writing it.

 

12:41 – I MADE IT INTO OUR FANTASY LEAGUE PLAYOFFS!!!  I was worried there.  Only two of the four who ended with a 7 – 7 record made it and I was one of them.  Now I have to start talking strategic trades with some people.  Already made initial contact with a bunch of owners, have verbal contracts with them regarding some of their players.  Let's see if they hold up on their end.  I need a reliable RB and maybe, MAYBE a WR and a TE; that'll depend on the remaining schedule for those position players that I have there.

This POO seems to be rising to the top.  LONG LIVE THE POO!

 

12:47 – Long doth stand

In the days of yore.

It makes no sense what I just wrote

But I'll still write some more.

 

A young man named Poo

From the land of Mexico

Opened a door,

And the smell inside was let go.

 

The smell tackled to the left

And blocked to the right.

It ran to the end-zone

With all its mighty, mighty might.

 

As it stood triumphant

In it's porcelain goal

The Poo and the smell

Celebrated by the shoal.

 

"Long live the Poo," this morning

Was all that was heard.

And so the Mexican Morning Poo was born

And I have no idea what rhymes with "heard."

 

14:13 – And so the "The Ballad of the Mexican Morning Poo" has been written.

 

15:44 – More pages finished in the story.  Have 6 now.  I'm proud of myself.

 

16:27 – Feel pretty good today.  My headache is gone.  Feels like it's been a productive day.  Got paid something, don't know if it was salary or aguinaldo or both.  But I have mon-mon for the plane ticket.  Listening to a fun song.  All seems to be good.

 

16:59 – You know what I hate?  People getting naked for PETA.  I have nothing against people getting naked but when their nakedness comes with stipulations then I start with the hate.

"I'd rather go naked than wear fur" is their slogan.  You know what I say to that?  I'd rather have my dick NOT fall off from frostbite than go naked so I'll go ahead and cover myself in that baby seal coat I made AFTER eating the fucker.  Anthony Bourdain said it best when he mentioned that satan's-massive-sneaky-retarded-ism, or vegetarianism for those easily offended out there, is a first-world luxury when it doesn't pertain to religious strictures.

So, please, bored people with nothing better to do but get on my nerves… stop telling me I'm a murderer because I like to eat flesh and feel comfy in my awesome leather coat.

 

20091216

08:39 – Tired, but not hungover or exhausted.  I think all will be good today.

 

09:43 – Bleh.

 

12:52 – I feel like I should have gone to get a Croissandwich at BK and saved it for lunch.  Hmmmm.  Alas, too late.  Now I'm trying to decide what I'm going to eat.  Probably still BK.

 

13:41 – Always tired, it seems that I am.  Written as I have like Yoda this sentence.  Regardless, it does seem like I'm tired all the time.  I am definitely bored.  And right now I don't want to write anything.

Bleh.

 

14:31 – I just read that Roy Disney died.  That really fucking sucks.

 

15:08 – So this is kind of embarrassing for me to admit.  I always thought that "Baba O'Riley" by The Who was called "Teenage Wasteland".  From the Wikipedia entry they say that it's a common mistake that occurs pretty often.  Regardless, it makes me feel like a dumbass for not knowing this before.  Alas.

 

20091217

09:14 – Fantasy Football playoffs are starting today.  ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

 

09:30 – Inspired by the playoffs and the fact that this is our 5 year anniversary I have marked out Fantasy Football League's birthday.  I'll be keeping tabs on past champions and am considering a trophy.

 

10:44 – The "trophy" has been purchased.  We're becoming a real league!

 

14:15 – Been a pretty busy day today.  Lots of things to do.  Finished Abi's course plan.

 

16:11 – Going to work on a new course curriculum but this time for us.

 

16:33 – According to the weather channel app on my Google Desktop bar its C24°, and according to my finger touching the window I think I concur.  It's the middle of December and we're at the mid 20's Celsius.  WTFuck?

 

16:35 – B.O.C. Radio Poder playlist is having its inaugural listening to right now.  So far "I Want You (She's So Heavy)" by The Beatles and "Coma" by Guns n' Roses have played.

 

16:42 – I am the iPod Nazi.  That's how I am known whenever I am around the controlling of music.  I have this flaw, this shortcoming, which I can't understand why people don't seem to enjoy the same music I do.  Many times I'll be listening to something and I think it's an awesome party song but when I get to a party and play it everyone just stares at me funnily.  I like to think it's because they just don't know the song and it's not cool to like a song that has no music video or hasn't been played repeatedly on the radio (I suggest you go to my post on to this same post under 20091214 time 12:26 for an example in "I Got A Feeling" by Black Eyed Peas).  But lately I'm starting to think I just like strange music, or at least strange by popular standards.

It'd be so much easier if I wasn't the iPod Nazi.

 

20091218

09:34 – Just don't want to leave today blank.

 

12:32 - who cares who sees what's at night.

 

12:38 – Roll the window down this cool night air is curious let the whole world look in.  Who cares who sees anything.

I'm your passenger.

 

14:57 – Man, I really have nothing to say today.  For that alone I'm gonna ask you guys to visit my Youtube account.  You know, just for kicks.

 

15:27 – Fuck it, it's decided, I'm leaving early today.  Get home and watch some youtube and sleep for a bit and then head out to the office x-mas party.



[1] Makes reference to "roofie" or Flunitrazepam.



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